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I found this great product — Dr Natura! If you suffer from any of the following, you need a cleanse (from their web site):

• Frequent tiredness and low energy
• Flatulence, gas & bloating
• Impaired digestion
• Irritability, mood swings
• Bad breath & foul-smelling stools
• Occasional constipation
• Protruding belly (“pooch”)
• Powerful food cravings
• Skin problems
• Metallic taste in mouth

That’s right, if you’re tired, if you ever fart, if you’re grouchy, if you’re 5 lbs over weight, have non-perfect skin, or, get this, if your shit stinks, you need Dr. Natura.  A cleanse that is 100% guaranteed to make your shit not stink any more.

Where can I sign up?   Oh here: http://www.drnatura.com/colonix_program.php.

Sweet, only $99, and I’m on my way to thinking my shit don’t stink.