Eternal Earthbound Pets: We’ll take care of your pets after the rapture
Eternal Earthbound Pets will take care of your pets after the rapture. It’s run by sworn atheists, so they are sure to remain after you’ve shuffled off this mortal coil. For the small fee of only $110 + $15 for each additional pet.
They don’t take exotic animals, only the soft fuzzy ones.
Thanks for the pointer Sean 
Categories: Heathen